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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Αυστραλιανο Χιούμορ . Ψάρεμα ή σύζυγο;



Dear dr.Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- trout fishing.

I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
  
Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves trout  fishing as much as I do.  We quickly became fishing  buddies.
  
As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing.  She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains  that I spend too much time out on the lake.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever.  Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only  a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that  maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all  anymore!  And she wants me to sell the boat!
I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,
Barry.
P.S.  Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two trout we caught.
uld hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- trout fishing. 




Dear  Barry,

Get rid of  that narrow-minded wife.
That's a nice pair  of trout!

Sincerely,

Dr.  Phil
Αν και τα αγγλικα ειναι εύκολα,μια γρήγορη περίληψη: Ο συνταξιούχος γράφει στο γιατρό του  για το πόσο περίμενε να παρει τη συνταξη και να παει για ψαρεμα με τη σύζυγό του αλλα αυτη αρνούνταν . Τελικα γνωρισε καποιο  προσωπο που αγαπουσε το ψάρεμα , περασαν ωραια και πίασανε 2 πανεμορφες πέστροφες,όπου και τις φωτογράφησε. Αλλα όταν η γυναικα ειδε τη φωτογραφία του ειπε να πουλησει τη βάρκα και να μη ξαναπάει για ψάρεμα..και ζητα τωρα απο το γιατρό του να του πει τι να κάνει

Και ο γιατρός πολυ σοφά απαντά:

Ξεφορτώσου τη στενόμυαλη  σύζυγό σου..
Οι πέστροφες ειναι πολυ όμορφες
Δικό σου
Δρ Φίλ


Μας το έστειλε με εμαίηλ 
ο Πάνος Κωσταντέλης ,
που γνωρίζει πολλούς ψαράδες επειδή
είναι μηχανικός σκαφων στη Μελβούρνη.







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